Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies.
Five tips for a woman……
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
Santa baby (take 2)
Published December 8, 2009 Love , Master, Master Leave a CommentTags: Calpurnia, Gaius Plinius Secundus, love letters, old love letters, Rome, santa baby, Sex and the City
Hey baby! Thought i’d share a love letter with you this morning (ala Sex and the City style)…
From Gaius Plinius Secundus to Calpurnia (100AD Rome)–
You say that you are feeling my absence very much, and your only comfort when I am not there is to hold my writings in your hand and often put them in my place by your side. I like to think that you miss me and find relief in this sort of consolation. I, too, am always reading your letters, and returning to them again and again as if they were new to me–but this only fans the fire of my longing for you. If your letters are so dear to me, you can imagine how I delight in your company; do write as often as you can, although you give me pleasure mingled with pain.
Isn’t that the absolute sweetest thing you’ve ever read?… love, CC
santa baby…
Published December 7, 2009 Love , Master, Master Leave a CommentTags: hey baby, Love, santa baby
contessa: hey baby… how was your test today? did they tell you that your heart was filled with love for me?
baby: Yes…they did see that on the imaging equipment. I will not know the results for a few days. At least my heart was beating!
monday’s nun: stocking stuffer
Published December 7, 2009 Monday's Nun Leave a CommentTags: Monday's Nun, nun, nuns, silly nun, silly nuns, stocking stuffer
… the nordstrom private shopping event made me feel a little bit better.
(a. little. bit.)
omg… i’m blue. bluer than blue. michigan blue. which is sayin’ a mouthful for an OSU fan. wish i could snap myself out of it. got myself into it. christmas carols are nice, but aren’t necessarily taking the edge off. ever just want to disappear? that’s how i’m feeling.
… cut the xmas tree down. stringing lights tonight.
… as is my winter heading.
you’re no good.
Published November 27, 2009 About Me , Diet Leave a CommentTags: Diet, gin, liquid diet, tanzueray, Thanksgiving
i started a liquid diet after Thanksgiving. Liquid of choice? Tanqueray.



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