it’s been nine years since my last confession and these are my sins–
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I’ve said the “F” word countless times
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I’ve called off sick from work when I haven’t been sick
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I’ve cursed under my breath at stupid drivers
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I’ve cursed out loud at really stupid drivers
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I’ve used the office copier for personal copying
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I stole a bottle of white-out from the office
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I attempted to seduce my highschool sweetheart but chickened out
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I haven’t been to church in nine years because I just haven’t felt like it
Done. Nine years of sins… (fuck, i’m boring).
I committed gluttony at a pizza buffet.
As an altar boy, during a funeral, we went across the street to Arby’s for a sandwich.
LOTGK– not so bad (unless of course it was Friday during Lent).
indianamatt– Irish Catholics don’t consider gluttony a sin (and let’s not even mention alcohol). *wink*