truth. he called me at home. at 7:00 pm. just to check if i was doing okay (after he filled my tooth at 8:00 am this morning). wanted to know if i was having any pain… ?
Ummm, yeah, it’s KILLING ME that you already have a WIFE.
damn, but my dentist is fine! almost makes you wish for cavities… almost.
P.S. Of course i wasn’t feeling any pain… it’s Cinco de Mayo! and by 7:00 PM, I was on my fourth margarita (silly doctor!).
There really is no rhyme or reason when it comes to you. For instance, why am I thinking about you again today? What exactly is it that started this ball rolling again?
And, let’s be honest. I want you. And not in the “friend” way– but in the worst way. And, I don’t really just want to sip a beer with you. I want to smell the beer on your breath, and taste the beer on your lips.
F*ck– I want to inhale all of you. To know if you can keep pace with me. If you can satisfy me. If you like me better on my back, or on my knees…
Lars and the Real Girl
Totally NOT what I was expecting. What I was expecting– a light-hearted comedy. What I received– a movie about a delusional young man (Lars) who had a “real” relationship with a blow-up doll (Bianca). And, if that wasn’t screwy enough, the whole town played along w/Lars and pretended that Bianca was REAL.
Sure, parts were funny– but the majority of the film was sad… and a little pathetic. What shined in this movie was the LOVE that Lars’s family/friends had for Lars– ultimately resulting in Lars giving up the fantasy of Bianca (and walking off in the sunshine with a REAL LIVE GIRL)…
This movie was: (-) infidelity; (-) puking.
Contessa says, “Skip the movie, read a book… any book.”
27 Dresses This is one of those “princess/fairytale stories” where the girl gets the guy and they live happily ever after.
Personally, I didn’t think the two main characters (Catherine Heigl/James Marsden) made a cute couple. He was a little too “thin, whispy” for her… given her height. As to the story, not very original.
Best thing about the movie?– Benny and the Jets.
This movie was: (-) puking; (-) infidelity.
Contessa says, “Rent it if you need to believe in fairytale endings.”
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Lars and the Real Girl 
27 Dresses
