HIRE me!

I’m so sick of going on interviews…

For the record–
my favorite ice cream is chocolate chip
my strengths are my organizational and communication skills
my weaknesses are chocolate, vibrators, tequila, and Grey Goose
i’m efficient, prompt, rarely gossip, and have natural breasts (34C).

What more could you want?

Even if you don’t agree politically…

you HAVE to AGREE that the Obama family is so FREAKIN’ CUTE.  I’m diggin’ on ‘em…

P.S.  I so wanted to see President Obama carry Michelle over the threshold (but alas, they went around back)… but, how freakin’ sexy would that have been?