If you could choose your parents…

who would you choose?

I’d choose Samantha Stephens (Bewitched) as my mother, and Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) as my father.

That’d be one kick-ass family adventure…

   

 

Movie Review: SATC

Attempting not to SPOIL (for those who haven’t yet indulged).

Carrie’s outfits will NOT disappoint.  Aside from the ugly blue hairpiece she wore on her wedding day, and the knee-high argyle sock ensemble she was sportin’ while strolling in Central Park, her fashion sense was SPOT ON. 

As to the “meat of the movie”– both Charlotte and Samantha’s storylines bored me silly (especially Samantha’s).   Who knew Samantha could be so BORING?… not a good look on her.

Meanwhile, Carrie’s storyline– as well as Miranda’s– pulled at my heartstrings.  

Contessa says, “If you were a fan of the HBO series, this is a MUST SEE;  if not– RUN, don’t walk, away from the movie!”

This movie was:
(-) puking scene… although there was a crapping-the-pants scene (maybe this is the new puking?)
(+) infidelity

In case you needed proof, Contessa gives you PHOTO EVIDENCE of fashion FLOPS:

 

One bites a trophy; one bites the dust.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2008 French Open tennis winner, Spain’s Rafael Nadal, bites his trophy as he poses for the press.  Nadal defeated Switzerland’s Roger Federer during the men’s final match of the French Open tennis tournament on Sunday June 8. 

In other Sports News…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Brown bites the dust– with a stunning last-place finish in the 2008 Belmont Stakes.  Spectators were left wondering wtf (??!).

Big Brown became the first horse seeking the Triple Crown to finish last in 140 years of running the 1.5 mile Belmont.

 

Exposed

Emily Gould  is a prime example that some things are better left unblogged.

Stephanie Klein is Moose (errr, Mousse?)

Oh, she’s a dish alright (and gutsy to boot!). Enjoy…

more about “Greek Tragedy“, posted with vodpod

 

Movie Reviews

American Gangster (Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe)

Brilliant.  Loved it.  Based on a true story about a drug kingpin in 1970s Harlem.

This movie had it all– money, sex, drugs, gangsters, honest cops, dishonest cops, blacks, whites, Italians, Puerto Ricans, mafia, guns, family, and a freakin’ SHELBY.

Contessa says:  “If you like gritty gangster films, this will NOT disappoint!”

This movie was: (+) infidelity– multiple scenes w/Russell Crowe’s character; (-) puking*

 
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (Ethan Hawke, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Marisa Tomei)

Two thumbs up!  Another gritty drama involving murder, drugs, sex, money, and family. 

The story evolves around two brothers who plot the ”perfect” robbery– although the robbery doesn’t go down as planned (and is anything but perfect).  And let’s face it– these two brothers have more than just a botched robbery to worry about…

Contessa says, “Intense and gritty, yet not without angst.  A must see if you like bold, brutal– and often times bleak– suspense.”   However, truth be told, I could have done without the opening sex scene.  Do we really want– or need– to see Philip Seymour Hoffman naked?… nope, didn’t think so.

This movie was:  (+) infidelity– scene w/Marisa Tomei’s character and Ethan Hawke; (-) puking*

*As gritty as both of these movies were, I’m SHOCKED that neither had a puking scene.  If, by chance, I missed it in either movie, please leave a comment (including description of the scene) so I can amend my findings. 

Movie Reviews (DVD Rentals)

Lars and the Real Girl 
Totally NOT what I was expecting.  What I was expecting– a light-hearted comedy.  What I received– a movie about a delusional young man (Lars) who had a “real” relationship with a blow-up doll (Bianca).  And, if that wasn’t screwy enough, the whole town played along w/Lars and pretended that Bianca was REAL. 

Sure, parts were funny– but the majority of the film was sad… and a little pathetic.  What shined in this movie was the LOVE that Lars’s family/friends had for Lars– ultimately resulting in Lars giving up the fantasy of Bianca (and walking off in the sunshine with a REAL LIVE GIRL)…

This movie was: (-) infidelity; (-) puking. 

Contessa says, “Skip the movie, read a book… any book.”

27 Dresses
This is one of those “princess/fairytale stories” where the girl gets the guy and they live happily ever after. 

Personally, I didn’t think the two main characters (Catherine Heigl/James Marsden) made a cute couple.  He was a little too “thin, whispy” for her… given her height.  As to the story, not very original.

Best thing about the movie?– Benny and the Jets.

This movie was:  (-) puking; (-) infidelity.

Contessa says, “Rent it if you need to believe in fairytale endings.” 

Wednesday’s Abs: 4/30/08

(although… the abs weren’t the only thing that caught my eye!)

Movie/DVD Review: There will be Blood…

Contessa says, “Not enough blood in this film to keep me entertained…” 

(there will be yawning!)

Overrated.  Bigtime.  Scratching my head and trying to figure out why all the original hub-bub surrounding this movie?  Am I seriously the ONLY one that feels this way? 

Sure Daniel Day Lewis did well with his character… but still.

This movie was:
(-) infidelity
(-) puking       … never a good sign, as you need one or the other to make a really GOOD movie!

Personally, I don’t think this movie was worth 2.5 hours of my time (let alone the $3.99 rental fee).

Movie Review: 21

Predictable.  Best thing about the movie is the Vegas scenery.

This movie was–
(-) infidelity
(-) puking

(how boring is that?)

Contessa says, “Wait til it comes to DVD.”

Rotten Tomatoes agrees with The Contessa:  Consensus– Supplants the fascinating true story in favor of mundane melodrama…
 For a movie about high-stakes gambling, 21 settles for penny-ante dramatics. 04/14/08 10:41 AM

 A film that makes Rounders seem like a work of great seriousness and import.  04/02/08 04:43 PM