Tequila and Doc Johnson: match made in heaven

July 2, 2008

As of late, it’s become routine for me to rush home from work, run up the stairs, strip off my panties, and jump in bed with Doc Johnson.  Today, in an attempt to shake things up a bit, I added tequila to the mix.  Probably not the healthiest of moves, but damn!, the tequila seemed to give us both that little extra *kick*.

(and no, i haven’t gone blind yet… )


Backyard Sex

May 31, 2008

When it comes to lovemaking, Master, Master has always been able to ring my bell…

(sure, i lost a gold earring somewhere in the grass last night, but it was so worth it)

 


My dentist is in-love with me…

May 5, 2008

truth.  he called me at home. at 7:00 pm.  just to check if i was doing okay (after he filled my tooth at 8:00 am this morning).  wanted to know if i was having any pain… ?

Ummm, yeah, it’s KILLING ME that you already have a WIFE.

damn, but my dentist is fine!  almost makes you wish for cavities… almost.

P.S.  Of course i wasn’t feeling any pain… it’s Cinco de Mayo! and by 7:00 PM, I was on my fourth margarita (silly doctor!).


Mister, Mister

May 5, 2008

There really is no rhyme or reason when it comes to you.  For instance, why am I thinking about you again today?  What exactly is it that started this ball rolling again?

And, let’s be honest.  I want you.  And not in the “friend” way– but in the worst way.  And, I don’t really just want to sip a beer with you.  I want to smell the beer on your breath, and taste the beer on your lips.  

F*ck– I want to inhale all of you.  To know if you can keep pace with me.  If you can satisfy me.  If you like me better on my back, or on my knees… 

 


Go Away Perverts…

April 14, 2008

you will find no “nun sex” at this site.  Nuns?… yes.  Talk about sex?… maybe.  But nuns actually having sex?… NEVER.

(dude, that’s just sick-o)


Sex on the Brain

March 8, 2008

Yep, snowed in… 14″ they say… (+) or (-) a few flakes.  Shoveled the driveway x3.  Napped x2.  Dreamed about making love in the snow. 

Pray tell, would our bodyheat melt the snow beneath us… or, would we limp away blue and frostbitten (despite the smiles on our faces)?