jaws of death

damn my tmj.  it’s gonna be the death of me yet.  two tylenol 3’s and no relief.  nothing.

wine… that’s what i need.

(and lots of it)

Monday’s Nun

Posted late due to fact that I was in Vegas yesterday (yeah, baby!)

White Death

… otherwise known as snowflakes (or snow, for short). 

Sure, they look innocent enough twirling down from the sky– each flake donning an original, one-of-a-kind, pure white dress.

Just don’t let the dress fool ‘ya… (wolf in sheep’s clothing, fo sho).

Monday’s Nun

Monday’s Nun

(in honor of President’s Day)

Grounded

Thank goodness, I feel like myself today.

I seem to have gone through some sort of anxiety crisis last week– so unusual for me (as I’m generally grounded… some would say flat even).

Monday’s Nun

Forgive me Father for I have sinned…

it’s been nine years since my last confession and these are my sins–

• I’ve said the “F” word countless times
• I’ve called off sick from work when I haven’t been sick
• I’ve cursed under my breath at stupid drivers
• I’ve cursed out loud at really stupid drivers
• I’ve used the office copier for personal copying
• I stole a bottle of white-out from the office
• I attempted to seduce my highschool sweetheart but chickened out
• I haven’t been to church in nine years because I just haven’t felt like it

Done.  Nine years of sins…   (fuck, i’m boring).

Thursday Challenge (yes, I know, it’s Friday)

… as usual, the Contessa is a day late and a dollar short.

This week’s theme:  SHOPPING 

 

Repeat of the “Stupid People Suck” Post

Apparently, there is a moron-lover amongst us.  And, I unknowingly removed a post he/she had linked to (my sincere apologies!).  I’m new at this (wordpress), and am still trying to figure out how all the bells and whistles work (trackbacks, comments, authority, etc).  Which, of course, makes me “stupid people” too.  Don’t you just hate that…