Movie Review: 21

April 28, 2008

Predictable.  Best thing about the movie is the Vegas scenery.

This movie was–
(-) infidelity
(-) puking

(how boring is that?)

Contessa says, “Wait til it comes to DVD.”

Rotten Tomatoes agrees with The Contessa:  Consensus– Supplants the fascinating true story in favor of mundane melodrama…
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 For a movie about high-stakes gambling, 21 settles for penny-ante dramatics. 04/14/08 10:41 AM

Ratings Image A film that makes Rounders seem like a work of great seriousness and import.  04/02/08 04:43 PM 

Book Review: I Heard That Song Before

March 3, 2008

Sorry, can’t give a good review. 

So predictable.  I guessed the ending very early on (very early). 

And, while I love a good romance, the sugary-sweet-goodie-two-shoes relationship between Peter and Kay was B-O-R-I-N-G (made me want to puke).  Peter– with his “woe is me attitude,” and Kay– with her soup sipping and china dusting.  OMG, kill me already! 

I actually found myself secretly hoping Peter would “off” Kay during a sleepwalking episode.  I mean, c’mon!, ANYTHING for some action.

Title should have been, “I Read That Book Before.”


Movie Review: No Country for Old Men

March 1, 2008

Strange little movie.  Almost as strange as Pulp Fiction.  Almost. 

Sure, I was a little late in seeing this one– but it was worth the wait.  Certainly kept me entertained.  Never a dull moment.   Must admit though, from the title, I was expectin’ an old-style western. 

Old-style it is not.  However, like most good westerns, this movie serves up one hell of a sawed-off-shotgun scene. 

Contessa says– go see it (if you don’t mind blood).

This movie was: 
(-) infidelity
(+) puking– take note during the “border crossing” scene.

A sample of what’s being said over at Rotten Tomatoes:
 The film is as lean and mean as a barbed-wire necktie, darkly funny and much deeper than the average crime thriller.  –Minneapolis Star Tribune


Still not sure which image below I find more disturbing… ?

December 23, 2007


More Christina? (2007)

 
More Demi? (1991)


More Jennifer? (2007)


More hairy ass? (2007)